Miracle Tape

In a hurry and just noticed that rip in your coat?
Don't have time to sew or patch iron that rip?
Do you have loose clothing glitter leaving trails behind you?
Are those sequins falling off too easily?
Look no further, I have the answer for you!
All you need is that beautiful little roll of...miracle tape!
It's the next wonder in the world next to duct tape!
Just slap it on and, viola!  No more hole, no more falling glitter or sequins!
It's a miracle!
Don't miss this opportunity to end all of your last minute worries!
Hurry and get your miracle tape today!
Supplies are running out quickly!

(Or the stick on the tape...Shhhhhh)

Commentary:

Had to do it.  Just. Had. To. Do. It.  Dealing with older people is seriously hilarious sometimes.  It was on Saturday this past weekend when I noticed a hole was ripped in my elderly human's coat.  There wasn't anything to do about it, so we ignored it for that day and left it as it was, but yesterday when he was preparing to take off for an appointment we looked at it again.  My thought was that we would have to figure out a way to sew it or patch it like I did with my ripped coat, but he wandered around the room looking for something, and grabbed the packaging tape we keep for box repairs.  He taped up the rip with the packaging tape, and even mentioned he would have put duct tape on it if we had any!  His patch up job was hilarious, and I was laughing for an hour after that imagining ways people could patch up clothes with tape.  Looks like we've got a new fashion in the making!